ashleyreese
Ashley Reese
ashleyreese
Jezebel staff writer and famed mint chocolate hater dedicated to the intersection of politics, pop culture, and weird internet shit.

No comment other than to say I hope the graphic designer for the gif puts this one proudly high on the online portfolio. Read more

His sad ass can’t comp the dancers he just gave his pathetic fake money to? Fuck you, Usher, you cheap jerk off.  Read more

That’s great, but he also threw promotional materials that were designed to make the people getting them think they were receiving real bills until they looked closer, at which point they realize he actually gave them less money than he pretended he was giving. Tipping with fake bills only would have been unspeakably Read more

This is absolutely a big deal. If he went into a store and bought something for $200 but gave them a real $100 and $100 in.. please don’t make me type Ushbucks... he’d be a counterfeiter. How is this different?
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Throwing fake bills as a ‘promotional thing’ is shitty. Read more

How does that make it less worse? Unless you’re implying that the strippers are in on it. In which case he needs to fire his marketing exec. This is bad plublicity. Read more

Just add this to the long list of this man’s garbage behavior. Read more

When this was discussed on twitter last night, it unleashed a flood of tweets from folks claiming Usher came into this or that store, tried on a jacket/shirt/ hat, wore it around the store and left without paying...
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At best it’s tacky and I’m happy he got called out for it. Read more

This article resonates so much. My mom put me on Weight Watchers when I was nine, after many years of restricting what I could eat. The thing is, when I look back at childhood pictures, I was not fat. I wasn’t sinewy or lithe, but I was not fat. I was athletic. I played elite soccer from a very young age. I don’t Read more

We really need to destigmatize sex work. As gross as having sex with matt gaetz is, even for-profit. That said, I really, really hope he gets everything that’s coming to him. Read more

And he paid them using Apple Pay! If you’re going to do something illegal at least don’t leave easy to find digital receipts. The astonishing stupidity of these people never ceases to amaze. Read more

I mean, I exercise 7 days a week and my diet is... decent. I get sun and take vitamins. Still got sick in December. It was rough for a few days and lingered for weeks.

Sorry, crazy female Joe Rogan. Diet and exercise isn’t a cure-all. Read more

While I 100% disagree with MTG on just about everything, in fact I can’t believe that I just found the first thing I actually do partially agree with her on, is that a healthy human is more adept at fighting off diseases than an unhealthy one. There is a reason why the vaccine rollout made a caveat for people with a Read more

I call ‘shenanigans’ on anyone saying that is proper kipping pullup form - I DONT do cross-fit (just your boring ol regular pull-ups), but a simple youtube video search of kipping pullups (had to do it to figure out what it was...) will show you that her form at the top of her pull-up is terrible, she is rolling her Read more

Yeah, she may be doing it well....today. Those movements don’t leave much wiggle room for error. You lose proper form at the wrong time, you risk serious injury.
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I know people who think like this and it blows my mind and is also a little victim blame-y? Like the millions of Americans who got sick from this virus just weren’t living right, not like you. You healthy, special person with your fantastic immune system from living your correct lifestyle. Read more