Monogamy is like being duct-taped inside a full Barney costume. Maybe you put in on because you wanted to, and the…

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The first post-birth update about Kate Middleton and Prince William's Royal Spawn will be delivered via easel to…

Paula Deen was questioned for three hours regarding the $1.2 million lawsuit filed by the general manager of their…

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While it is hardly the first time Kate Moss's tater tots come out and say 'sup y'all, her hairstylist leaked that he…

We celebrate the 50th birthday of Our Lady Helen Hunt — or, as my mom knows her, "Is that Jodie Foster? Where are my…

Clearly the First Wives Club was onto something. They can't tell us what to do, they can't tell us what to say, but…

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I used to work at a popular women's magazine where I once pitched a guide to brides with dads who weren't dead but…

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND EVERYONE ELSE: Kim Kardashian is currently in the process of delivering her publicity. I…

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Despite the President's promise to stand up for gay rights and oppose discrimination with written legislature back…

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 15: Prince Harry, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge head along…

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As great as Andrew Garfield was in The Amazing Spider-Man, do you guys remember that major Twitter petition to get Co…

O'Charleys, which, as far as I can tell, is the Cracker Barrel of the Midwest (am I wrong, Midwesterners?) got…