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Anna Breslaw
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Anna, even flattened zebra cakes need love.* Eat that snack cake and be free. Read more

Today in improbable news, Clay Aiken has a stalker. Read more

I am so pleased to know that other women carry smushed snacks in the bottom of their purses, too. Thank you for the feeling of solidarity, Anna. Read more

At first I was like, is Anna being laudatory and not sarcastic about this waitress???? Nothing she is saying is offensive! And then she threw in that totally unnecessary and RUDE last sentence, "I don’t go for black guys." You get it? She's friends with "them" but finds them sexually repulsive. Got it. Cool chick. Read more

Taylor, I know what's gonna happen to you. You're gonna end up alone. With cats. Only they won't be housecats. Oh no. They'll be freaking JAGUARS. Read more

Farrah's mom's feigned piety cracks my shit up FOREVER. I saw a gif yesterday where Debra was asking Sophia if she'd pray with her and Sophia said no. You KNOW that shit was only happening for the camera. Read more

I dislike Christ Brown greatly. BUT HOLY FUCK, did that waitress just seriously say 'I don't go for black guys' ?!?!? Read more

Oh, the smushed Zebra Cake at the bottom of one's purse. You were too good for this world, Zebra Cake. Read more

Squints from The Sandlot is getting divorced/killing us, smalls. Read more

Does anyone worry that by talking about Chris Brown and her that it's enabling an abusive relationship? Given that they both want attention this kind of gives her a motive beyond battered women syndrome to keep going back to him and not get psychological treatment. Read more

Wow, there is someone who works in customer service who is willing to say to a reporter "I don't go for black guys." Read more