HA. you're right. Read more

true story: i was on a date with a guy once, and was accidentally like "do you like King of Queens? or, oh god, I mean King of the Hill?" and he was like "yep!" Read more

thank you! fixed. Read more

UGH that was terrible. we covered that extensively, btw Read more

my sister just texted me about the tree octopus — i think it's a real thing? Read more

my last three googles are "flingers," "land octopus washington???" and "sand cats" Read more

sorry, just fixed them. Read more

sorry! i am sorry. it matters. it is just a little overwhelming when you are running the site by yourself. Read more

:| my dad loves CCR. i just felt weird putting jeff bridges in that category. Read more

you'd be surprised! Read more

haha, i was going to say working in retail. Read more

omg that hits home. the only reason i haven't smoked in my apartment is because of my tiny cat who i love more than anything. Read more

so that probably doesn't help. Read more

i also suffer from major Jew Stomach. Read more

i'm so into this. Read more

SWEET TASTE FOR SEX MEETING Read more

Oh my GOD. i can't believe i did that. Read more

whoa, you guys are right. i forgot they weren't the same age. like an idiot. my bad. Read more

omg your headline beats mine. Read more

i was sending up the tabloids that do it. seems pretty clear. Read more