LMAO Aimee, there is no fucking way The Mooch would pay for drinks. He is ABSOLUTELY the type to go dutch, although I think Joanna’s strategy has some merit. Read more

she. dressed. up. as. diane! lane!!! hahahahahahaha Read more

Oscar Isaac though. How does he make that stupid mustache look so good? God damn. I will watch this raging dumpster fire only for him Read more

I met her many years ago when she was receiving an award from my university and I had to interview her for the paper. She had a diamond ring that was roughly the size of an emu’s egg and a bodyguard that looked straight out of a Dick Tracy comic. At one point, I was scribbling furiously on my notepad and the cap of my… Read more

I’d enjoy a Tom Hardy Bond.

Whale, of course you are! Read more

Little known fact: humpback whales are called humpback whales because of a distinctive “hump” shape on their back. Read more

This is too cute! Looks like she’s having lots of fun :) Read more

Whale hello there! Go back in for the krill!
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They’re also doing an amazing ‘book benches’ art-thingy for her anniversary. Two-hundred custom painted benches throughout Basingstoke.

First? Pfft...I’ve had three Jane Austen statues in my backyard for years—one bronze, two stone. Don’t know where they came from, though... Read more

Taylor Swift avoiding paparazzi photos by getting herself transported in a box is my new fav celebrity rumour. Read more

*Hugs* Thank you. <3 I really mean it, but assurance (even just something as simple as your comment) makes a whole lot of difference. It’s easy to fall into the trap of thinking everyone hates you. Half of my real life conversations are trying to defend myself against hate or countering persistent ignorance. Read more

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band. Read more

Katherine Moennig. Returning. Read more

Oh but the Maia from the same company comes in my size! Read more

That sports bra is really, really great. I bought one 4 years ago when I was just getting into running and it finally just began to give up the ghost last month - the velcro began wearing out. It straps my giant jugs down and is also quite high-necked which is nice if you don’t want to knock yourself out with your… Read more

Ohhhh no. She loves water more than anything. Our other one always wants in but looks miserable the whole time. Do you have Boston pics you’d be willing to share!!??

Swam in my neighbors pool with this goofy butt and tried really hard to do physical therapy on my hand which really sucks.

This tennis player Kate is allegedly thirsty for looks like he’s a quarter of the way through transforming into a werewolf.