“Who would ever wanna be king”

That’s not a law book, that’s Elizabeth Barrett Browning. He just memorized “How Do I Love Thee?” and is about to recite it. To me.
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Also, it can do this!

...and somewhere down in the darkness one very special creature plunges her depths. Read more

Ditto. The author needs to stand and be honored.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower? I hardly know her! Read more

I hear that 69 can really hit the Great Red Spot. Read more

This is the future that liberals want. Read more

And, with this, those of us with extremely painful chronic conditions will be told to...do yoga? Learn to think our way out of the problem? Just go ahead and kill ourselves because our condition is degenerative and we will never get better and now the thing that slightly takes the edge off has been taken away due to… Read more

The day the last person uses the word “memelord” is the day we all benefit. Fuck, but the 4Chanization of Facebook and other internet spaces is such a really annoying thing to deal with. Read more

Ok, as a Disney person, there is an apartment in Disneyland, called the Disney Dream Suite, that VIPs and Disney big-wigs can stay at, that does have all sorts of cool, magical things that happen like twinkling star lights over the bathtub and pictures that come to life. So it sounds like Rebel got to stay in the… Read more

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How many women does this guy have buried in his basement? Jw Read more

I would have personally chosen to call him a “Huge Shithole” in the headline, but I also feel it’s our unique ways of thinking that make Gizmodo Media Group’s diverse portfolio of online platforms so compelling. Read more

Laura Linney not being able to bang that hot dude was one of the most disappointing film scenes I’ve ever watched. If she doesn’t get some action I will be devastated. Read more

Do you really think we’re not having nuanced convos about sexism in the Trump administration? That’s cool, thanks for reading! Read more

All the bottles are still white, tho. Read more

As a young newly out queer woman this had such a profound effect on myself and my friends. We had viewing parties for both the puppy episode and her Diane Saywer interview. My parents were havuing a very hard time with my sexuality and seeing Betty stand up for Ellen was soawesome. Read more