They probably just turned on autodraft and went to bed. Read more

Some of us are drunk. Read more

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Then don’t read them... Read more

The best part? We can now be done with the stupid magic shit and get back to the far more interesting Machiavellian intrigue. Read more

My family will devour a pizza in minutes. Frozen pizza all the way to the best takeout pizza. When we moved to STL we ordered Imos on the recommendation of locals. We couldn’t finish it. St Louis style pizza is the only pizza I’ve had that’s literally inedible. Read more

Should You Eat St. Louis-Style Pizza?
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“Just eat our dogshit long enough so you forget what non-dogshit food tastes like! Then you’ll have to love it, or you’ll go crazy!” Read more

You clearly haven’t tasted this awful pizza Read more

“As it turns out it is the best out of all the films.”

No, Thor: Ragnarok was a Thor sequel, not a CA sequel.  Read more

I am not gonna rank all 21 of these movies but my top six, in some order, are Thor: Ragnarok, Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Ant-Man and the Wasp.  Read more

Hey Korg Read more

Nuclear takes: Ricky Gervais should be pitched into a volcano, and I don’t speak British so I needed subtitles for the original Office, the five minutes of which I made it through sucked. Read more

Luke Skywalker voice: “Amazing, everything you just said was wrong.” Read more

hey man Read more

I’ve been hot-taking for years that the two Captain America sequels are amongst the worst of the MCU, and finally someone with an actual platform agrees with me. Read more

Thor: Ragnorak is the best MCU movie. This is canon. Read more

Svechnikov is roughly my size. Granted, I’m not a professional hockey player, but you couldn’t get me to fight Ovi with a fucking gun to my head. He’s enormous, uninjurable, and insane. I guess we all make bad decisions when we’re young. Read more

Amen. And many of those people who want to play the game on Easy mode would be more than happy to try a more difficult playthrough. This masturbatory gatekeeping is helping absolutely nobody. Read more

Add an easy mode and he won’t have to settle for watching someone else have fun, friendo. And the good news is that you don’t lose anything in the process either. Read more