RUSSIAN MACHINE LIVER NEVER BREAKS Read more

Its not just you, and I could see it being a problem, but since he is just being a drunken Russian bear and nobody seems to feel left out, I say we endorse it as good, and not bad. Read more

Did he...do you think... nah. Well, maybe...he is pretty hammered... Read more

Your comment, however, is just fascinating. And so original! Please tell us more. Read more

Dude go fuck yourself. Read more

Delete your account. Read more

But it’s difficult to be interesting sober Read more

False choice. You can both be assholes. And you just decided to hijack a basketball post to write a screed about alcohol and talk shit about a person who committed suicide. Turns out, those are assholes things to do. Read more

Conan The Libertarian
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You’re not being serious are you? Those ‘mean words’ are derived from real world tactics to exclude, offend, and make an environment hostile for others, to get them to leave or provoke, which is exactly how they’re being used within this game space. However, the violence and slavery within the game itself is something… Read more

if you don’t like ovi, you don’t like hockey. simple as that. Read more

WE’RE GOING TO MAMA LUCCIA’S!!!!!

After he retires, I’d love a statue of him up. But... man, can you imagine the screeching if a statue gets made of a famous Russian in the middle of Washington D.C., with everything else going on right now? That almost makes me want it this summer just for the hilarity. Read more

I’m a Flyer’s fan and yeah. I was pretty darn happy he finally won one. I was going to turn it off before the Cup parade but I’m glad I didn’t. The pure joy on his face was worth the extra 30-45 minutes of sleep I lost. Read more

I’m a Bruins fan but man do I love Ovi. I love his game, love his passion, love his physicality (remember when Russian goal scorers were thought to be soft? Ovi was never soft). He’s such an incredible player and his emotion is always so clear. I’m so damn happy for the guy to get his name on the Cup.
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If you’re talking about Winnipeg, that’s realistic. Those other Jets, however... Read more

The Jets! Read more

No, not you Buffalo. Go home. You’re drunk. Read more

I truthfully feel physically lighter today. The Caps winning the Cup has lifted a massive weight off of my shoulders and freed me from the perpetual cycle of disappointment that has come with being a DC sports fan. Read more

Christ. First the Eagles, now the Caps. What other long-suffering fanbase is going to win next? Read more