I love the Rockets, even with all their flaws and supposed “unwatchability.” But I also thoroughly enjoyed your Behind Closed Ovens series and followed the subsequent versions of it that followed at Wonkette and Thrillist. You even posted one of my stories once (the one where my friend freaked out about tilapia). So… Read more

Note how many of them think PFT Commenter is their actual friend.
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No, it’s obviously this one Read more

My favorite is the first one from Patrick, where he calls Laura a bitch then proceeds to predict she will “write it off as ‘misogynistic’ and whatever other feminist bullshit you have to tell yourself”. Read more

I know! Its not cool to docks someone like that. Once that ship leaves the harbor, ain’t no undoing it. Schooner we get that, the better off we’ll be. Read more

“Image searched you. 0/10! Would not fap again!” Read more

These responses make me think PFT is more Larry the Cable Guy than Stephen Colbert. Read more

I liked the one where he spelled dox “docks” Read more

I love that Stoolies are treating publishing PFTCommenter’s real name like she just unveiled that Batman is Bruce Wayne. Read more

I love every spring when Wilbon pretends on PTI that he watches hockey. Read more

I have a lot of thoughts about this, but the only one I can adequately articulate is “Fuck Mike Wilbon.” Read more

“Like, how does this physically not go in?” Read more

Ennh basically everyone else on that list played the bulk of their careers with goalies who wore newspapers for pads and refused to go down on the ice for anything other than to pick up cigarette butts. Ovechkin’s goals per game when adjusted for quality of competition—in an era with actual defensive systems and… Read more

Sid, I hope you had a good night’s sleep. Read more

As a lifelong Caps fan, I just know this is just another puzzle piece to a long con.
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I was terrified until the horn sounded, just kept waiting for them to find a way to choke away a massive lead.

I’m so fucking pumped I was wrong. Read more

I honestly can’t remember the last time I was this excited for a Stanley Cup Final. When my team makes it I’m excited but nervous. Now, I’m just giddy, want 7 games of overtime and I genuinely want both teams to win. Read more

The Canadians, from a hockey perspective, always have and always will hate the Russians, for daring to be better than them at the sport Canada invented. Read more

Are we allowed to celebrate, now, you piece of shit Wilbon? Read more

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.