Not unless that’s a newly established part of the mythos in ESO. Summerset was one big island with some smaller ones as of Skyrim, from what had been communicated. Read more

Jesus mother of fucking christ I specifically goddamn said the Eastern Conference in the fucking comment, what the fuck is wrong with you people. Read more

We can safely eliminate Elsweyr and Valenwood (dammit), and probably Black Marsh or Hammerfell unless they look very different than we’ve been led to believe. Most likely, we’re looking at High Rock (the mountains) or Summerset Isle (the coast). High Rock looks most likely, but I’d be surprised if they’d go BACK to a… Read more

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH

In all seriousness, after the wild and continuing success of Skyrim, I can’t imagine they’d make this shit multiplayer. They already have a multiplayer ES game — they’re not gonna do that to their main franchise. At worst, maybe it’s optional co-op or something, but I can’t even see… Read more

Could be Summerset. This doesn’t look like Hammerfell. I could see High Rock, but I’d be surprised since they’ve already been there. Read more

“Pretty sure a Celtics team with a healthy Kyrie & Hayward could have challenged them” Read more

There’s a non-zero chance that thing goes back to Russia and Putin claims it by right of the Iron Price. Read more

Two things here:

1) The other players are definitely getting turns. There are some pretty awesome videos of TJ and Kuzy hoisting it at a bar in Clarendon as people lose their minds.
2) As someone else said, he’s not partying with the cup in VIP rooms — dude literally appears to just be wandering around the city into… Read more

The argument here is not that the Warriors are boring — absolutely no one forwards that argument. The point is that they are so incredibly good that they’ve essentially rendered competition meaningless, because there’s no one to challenge them and push them — at least not in the Eastern Conference for the NBA’s… Read more

First of all, what evidence do you have that Bourdain not abstaining from the supposed inherent moral evils of alcohol had ANYTHING to do with his suicide? In what universe other than the blighted wasteland of your own shellacked brainscape can you definitively formulate that connection? Bourdain was a recovering… Read more

Fuck all the way off with this take. Read more

How much of an asshole do you have to be to take Bourdain’s death and turn it into a treatise on the evils of any amount of alcohol consumption? Read more

Oh, absolutely. But this honeymoon period will last me a while, at least. Read more

+ All the stars. Read more

Well, I mean, maybe not Pheonix Copley. Read more

This is the part that gets me. I never have to feel like the worst is coming any more. I never have to wait for that other shoe to drop. Sure, maybe they’ll lose — but I don’t have to EXPECT it and panic at the first sign of trouble. And when they do lose in the playoffs in years future, I can always shrug and… Read more

What I particularly love about those old dudes is you can never be angry they’re kicking your ass — you really just want to shake your head and marvel that the guy is defeating you by calmly defying everything you know about the rules of the physical universe. The single best part might be that this particular variety… Read more

“His position was Middle”

This is amazing.

I love it. You’ve basically described the hockey version of that one old dude playing basketball at the gym in socks and sandals who barely seems to be moving and yet somehow eats you alive with slow-motion fadeaways and no-look passes. That dude is the best. Read more

Which is funny, because I think every Caps fan was certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that the clock fuckup was somehow going to cost US the game. Read more

No, I mean this sincerely, I legit am here for the scouting report on Tim Oshie, give me more. Read more