I blame all the Fallout 1-2 stans who got their icky widdle man-bits in a twist about the fact that the Brotherhood were the good guys in 3. Read more

Henceforth you shall e’er be known as Ms. Godzilla Graspers. Read more

Restaurants do make people sick; it happens. It doesn’t happen as frequently as a lot of people seem to believe, but it exists. The thing is, it’s the health department’s job to catch unsanitary practices, and mandatory glove laws don’t actually help the problem. They’re the post-9/11 TSA guidelines of the restaurant… Read more

I mean, I thought I had pointed this out, but yes, this is correct. Read more

This is fair. Mandatory glove laws are still shitty, though. Read more

Stay classy, North Carolina! Read more

That’s the bottom line for me: if someone’s going to fuck up handwashing, they’re going to fuck up glove use. Mandatory glove laws don’t help anything. Read more

God, we are going to get SO many examples of Pinkham’s Law this week. Read more

You simply cannot grow, refine, package, cook and serve food for that price. Read more

It’s Denny’s, those things probably cost like 3 cents/pancake. Read more

Never read the comments. Read more

Who is behind this attack? An ISIS affiliate is possible, but any terror group that has ability to train fighters capable of such an attack. Read more

Isn’t this the key point? Doesn’t he have to be making money off the mod for it to count as infringement? Because otherwise I’m pretty sure every MLB fan forum should be sued out of existence. Read more

These exact same arguments were made about the XB1 never developing backwards compatibility. The architecture arguments in particular are obvious horseshit considering that they sidestepped that problem using what amounts to a 360 emulator. There is absolutely no reason Sony couldn’t do the same, nor is it… Read more

Yes, because clearly installing a fucking 360 emulator in one firmware update that took less than half an hour to download and install was just SO taxing on Microsoft’s capabilities here. Read more

I’d like to take this opportunity to laugh my ass off at all the commenters/twitterperson stans who claimed backwards compatibility was too hard for Microsoft to ever pull off and that we shouldn’t ask them for it or expect them to ever do it. It’s just impossible! They could never do backwards compatibility! Those… Read more

“Watch out for guns” seems like pretty good advice to anyone heading to middle America or the South. Read more

I kind of want to backhand that one young douchebag who keeps smugly talking about how non-authentic everything is, while all the older folks are like, “hey, this isn’t bad!” Read more

I’m going to set the over-under at 10 for #NotAllMidwesterners/“YOU’RE JUST SOME SNOBBY NEW YORKER, FUCK YOU” responses to this. Read more

It’s a lot harder to do that in a job with individual service than just a general tip jar. It’s also virtually certain that if we went to no tipping and then added a tip line back onto receipts—and no matter how clearly it was expressed that tipping was in no way socially mandatory—quite a lot of people would loudly… Read more