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City Slickers 2: The Legend of Bozo’s Seltzer Bottle
Bingo Bongo: The Winter Balloon Animal Maker Read more
Because fuck clowns. Read more
Why would anyone call the police about clowns anyway. Mimes, sure. Clowns, who cares. Read more
Also, Jamba Juice? Who goes there anymore when there’s Organic Avenue. Sorry, my Goop came out. Read more
I haven’t been there in so long (the closest one is a few miles away but it’s in a direction that I literally never go so I forget about it) that I would definitely be engaging in some PDA with whomever had decided to take me there. Read more
Fun fact: the photographer who took the People magazine cover after Shiloh was born is National Geographic photographer Brent Stirton, who also shot a really famous photo of villagers giving one of the Virunga park gorillas a funeral after poachers shot it. Read more
I’m just happy to be reminded of that wedding dress! If this doomed union brought us nothing else, let us collectively give thanks for Angie’s kid-doodled frock and veil Read more
I’m shocked they lasted this long. 12 years is like 60 years in Hollywood terms. With Jolie’s drug use, still pinning for Billy Bob, the strain of all those kids, plus her passion projects I’d surprised that she’s seem much of Pitt these past couple of years. Pitt is no saint I’m sure, hooking up with groupies and… Read more
It is with a heavy heart and a plea to respect my privacy that I nonetheless confirm that the Knievel household is, indeed, an unregulated mess. Read more
Does anyone think this was timed perfectly as a distraction for the uber powerful pedophile ring reveal? It just seems likeway to good of a distraction, and if a divorce was comig anyway, maybe some strings were pulled for what has turned out to be completely perfect timing. I was reading up on this yesterday, and… Read more
Kind of random thing that struck me: the adultery quote- why does Angelina get a pass on saying this? Regardless of Brad, Billy Bob Thornton was engaged to Laura Dern when he and Angelina got together while filming. It’s just kind of jarring to see this quote with its definitive statement of “I would never...”. It’s… Read more
EXACTLY what I was going to say. This is as delicious as the heady first days of the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard split...until the domestic violence business reared its ugly head and made us all feel guilty for cackling too loud. Read more
Hot Take: I wish I had castle problems :( Read more
He cheated on his wife with someone he was in a movie with... Read more
I’m wondering if this is a scare tactic meant to get him to seek some sort of help. Read more
Please note the “Taylor and Tom: Getting Married!” story on the cover of InTouch from July. Read more