THIS IS LITERALLY THE REST OF MY DAY

Chokers and flannels are back, now Brad and Gwynnie can hook up and our return to the 90's will be complete. Read more

Office Space. The Good Girl. That’s all I got.
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Jennifer is taking a little time out to absorb the horrific news and meditate.

they have like Read more

also there is no way you could convince me that he wears deoderant Read more

Also -- is the press going to harangue Brad for a decade now because of this divorce like they did to Jennifer Aniston?  Read more

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because Read more

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.
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My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO. Read more

Writing looked post-stroke to me. Read more

I was thinking Simon and Garfunkel song Read more

PSA: Don’t put quotes on Instagram. No one wants to read that shit. NO ONE. Just keep posting bikini selfies and pics of your fruit topped french toast, ok? Read more

Hey, I have lemons and lavender in my garden too! Don’t be my buddy, though, Don, you’re creepy. Read more

Natalie Portman looks like an ineffective spy who’s bad at blending in here.

Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s a Whole New World of songs for you, Just Around the Riverbend....! Read more

“Lemons and Lavender” sounds like a Ruth Reichl book. And I don’t care about these people except maybe Emma Watson. The Baldwin story was the worst though. Not the writing, but the subject matter. Read more