If you have to ask, you are The Dorinda. Read more

...and the eyebrows! Read more

That’s not real.

Please tell me that’s not real. Read more

Haha, Thanks. I can see why people find it disrespectful...it’s not to scale.
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You know how Mark Twain said that comedy was tragedy plus time? NOT ENOUGH TIME, DUDES. Read more

Come on down for our Pearl Harbor Day sale! We’re going kamikaze this December 7th with a blowout spectacular that will live in infamy! Read more

I gasped like a pearl-clutching church lady at that part. These smug assholes should be ashamed of themselves. They probably aren't though, so hopefully they feel it in the sales where it hurts. Read more

2 things:

Remember when people tried to organize a boycott of The Two Towers movie, because it had been “deliberately named” to capitalize on 9/11? Read more

Ok, I just snorted I laughed so hard at that one. 10 points for that one.
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I don’t think she ditched the other book, I think her editor ditched her. I am not impressed with her at all. She’s 52. Grow up already. Read more

Hell, I could even handle Sweaty John on the island if Dorinda brings her stash. Read more

It’s a chemical cesspool. Just buy vodka or whatever and don’t drink too much. Problem solved. Read more

Heather was her chosen warrior her first season. Heather wasn’t totally the strongest but she was the one who would call anyone out. She grew on me over time. Annoying at certain moments but the most together of the lot. If only she didn’t do that huge fake grin. Read more

Don't even get me started on the slut-shaming. Bethenny has a daughter and is under 50: she should know better and be ashamed. And I like her. Read more