But also I want Ramona on that island because Ramona. Read more

Yes. I feel like LuAnn would actually shine in that situation. Real Swiss Family Robinson level stuff with woodworking and building irrigation ditches and shit. Read more

You are very forgiving. On a deserted island, Bethenny and Luann can stay the hell away from me. Andy is insufferable.
Read more

Right, and the sad thing is she doesn’t need that level of desperation. Her brand is incredibly successful and worth millions. But I’m guessing it’s not the money but the ‘fame’ she wants so desperately. Read more

Cool, cool. That’s cool. Very modern comment. Read more

Team Luann! I admit she has her faults, obvs, but ever since she joyfully cackled at Aviva’s LEG a couple seasons ago she catapulted to Best Housewife Ever. It was the most genuine moment in Housewives history. I see the real Luann underneath all the layer of Countess and she is actually “cool”! I wish she had enough… Read more

Dorinda really has it in for Carole this reunion. All of the stupidity with the “How dare you speak of my dead husband and ghosts!” is overkill. Either she’s jealous of Carole’s friendship with Bethenny, or she’s still pissed off about the misunderstanding with Carole’s joke about sweaty John holding an apple. Read more

It’s a fucking crazy-ass season when Sonja comes out on top and Ramona is in second place. It’s a race to the bottom between Bethenny and Luann. Read more

Bethenny is a horrible person. She is so deeply unhappy and bitter, and she just takes it out on everyone. And Girl, all the product placement just REEKS of desperation. Stop. Read more

I just watched this recently and this is perhaps my favorite thing Luann has ever said.

Married & fucking around people are weird. I don’t wanna touch that. Read more

Same. She had/has a truly fabulous life. Read more

All season long, I kept trying to figure out who asked for her opinion on anything. She was straight up rude to Jules all season, and especially at Jules’ Hamptons house. Can she not muster up even a half-assed apology for trash-talking Jules’ eating habits while sitting in her home, which Bethenny also trash-talked?… Read more

Yes. If I had to step into any of their lives, it would be Luann’s.
Read more

I would say she is clever and sometimes witty, and those are not the same thing as funny. (I should know, I am all three at all times.) Frankly, Luann being called out for being a big ol’ slut has made me like her more. I wouldn’t mind living in her fantasy world of French lovers and statement necklaces.
Read more

I have a prenup! People told me my marriage wouldn’t last because prenups are not romantic. Read more

Frances Bean didn’t and she is older and apparently smarter, so I am with you here. Read more

I love her glasses— they’re ridiculous and I’m sure that’s what she’s going for! I’m a funky glasses-wearer and on Tuesday an optician at my favorite eyeglasses shop tried to “tone me down.” It was super offensive. I went in for white, yellow, or red frames and she would only show me black or brown. V.v. rude. LIVE… Read more

I can think of someone.

I just got done watching part 2 of the reunion, and then saw Donald Trump on CNN and am wondering why did I just choose to spend my morning watching 2 horrible human beings. I need to get out more.