I have feelings about Betheny. I find her completely unbearable this year. I am so sick of her using “it was a joke!” as an excuse. If no one laughs, it’s not a joke. And even if someone laughs (looking at you Carol) that doesn’t mean you get a free pass for being hateful.
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I see Paris Jackson is going to be making good lifelong decisions like her daddy.

My message to Paris: RUNNNN GIRLL. Read more

Hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE them. Read more

I had this hair cut about 10 years ago. There was a mini-Mullet come back. You already missed it, it’s gone. you’re welcome. Read more

Oh god nightmare Read more

I used to have glasses that got in front of my eyes in pictures, which always made me look odd in photos, like I didn’t have any eyeballs. These remove her actual eyebrows, creating a similar ‘there’s something odd...’ reaction. Read more

80s glasses were almost as bad as 70s glasses, which were the absolute worst! I was there. I started wearing glasses in 1974. I didn’t get a pair I really liked until 1987 (by the late 80s, styles were improving rapidly). Read more

She looks like my aunts in the 80's, except without the mullet. I swear to you, every single one of them had a mullet, and one even habitually bleached it blonde so it looked like it was sculpted out of dirty cotton. Read more

i love her

Made a lengthier, less elegant joke that echoes this. Read more

I alway commented that when Julia Roberts peeled off those pleather thigh high boots in “Pretty Woman” Richard Gere’s first reaction would to be waving his hand in front of his nose and screaming “PEEE-YUUUUUUU!” Read more

My sister once wore plastic go-go boots to a family trip to Disney. In August. Without socks. It was so bad we had to pull over on the side of the highway and throw them out. And we made her stick her feet out of the car window until she washed them.

Yes, your joke was transparent . :D
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Ugh, and then when you take them off its probably like emptying the spit valve on a tuba. Signed, a quite sweaty lady Read more

But what about Barbarella’s boots? I still want to be her...........if only because every single member of Duran Duran apparently loved her so much. Read more

I see, though it was fairly translucent. ;)
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Every time I see Kim I have a recurring thought that we’re witnessing a live action version of The Emperor’s New Clothing. Read more

If you had asked me during the Material Girl era if it was even remotely possible Madonna was going to end up being significantly less chill than my mother, I would have said you were nuts. But yet, my mom was definitely more chill. Read more