We are totally on the same page! Read more

I vividly remember the couple who got furious over their fireplace.

No, I actually think that happened more than once! Read more

To paraphrase Jaws, “We’re gonna’ need a bigger vacuum!” Read more

He really was. Read more

As crazy as some of her rooms were, I would still have preferred to see Hildi walking through my door than Frank. Everything he did bugged me, and why yes, I did google him to make sure he was still living so as not to speak ill of the deceased. He was famous for his “gingham n’ burlap, hand-painted watering can”…

Hildi Santo-Thomas was the worst best! Who could forget the straw room, the floral bathroom or her self portrait!?!

It could be a bad flare-up of eczema or psoriasis, or an allergic reaction to something. Read more

I read Dwayne Wade as Duane Reade and was momentarily confused. Read more

I will not be watching as I find him smarmy. In other words, he puts the Nev in Never for me. Read more

It is a sign that I have been around these parts way too long because the first two things I thought of after reading about the doll were this and this. Oh well, off to get a life! Read more

YES to young Kevin James but NO to young Adam Sandler. Read more

Polly want a cracker plea deal? Read more

This is pretty close to what my face looked like when reading that link.

Baio is undeterred. “I don’t give a shit if I ever work again,” he says. Read more

I think she is. Read more

The story itself contains quotes from sources who say similarly vague things like, “The marriage may be over,” and “Teresa’s...learned she doesn’t need Joe.”

As someone who has a raging nickel allergy just thinking about this makes my crotch very unhappy. Read more