I’m going to write scary story that is tangentially related to sewers too. It is the tale of Baby Jane, who found out that her downstairs toilet has been slowly leaking into the basement weakening the support beam. To fix it, the contractor must take out the toilet, rip up the tile floor, put in a new sub-floor, and… Read more

The ending of IT was one of his worst without a doubt. Read more

Fair enough. Read more

Cringeworthy.  

Nutrish makes me want to slap someone. Preferably, Rachel Ray. Read more

One would think I would know better by now, but every now and again...SURPRISE! Read more

I just googled Prego Preggo to look for a gif or an image to put in my response to you and I ended up with a pageful of pregnancy porn. I think I’m done with the internet for the day. Read more

I clicked on the US Weekly link and had the unfortunate pleasure of reading the word preggo, which bugs me. The only thing that would have made me even more annoyed is if Tori Roloff had said the hubster got her preggo and when she had cravings, he made her a sammy. Read more

Tamara’s lack of empathy and understanding regarding a person struggling with their weight may explain why the parking lot of Cut Fitness is always empty. It isn’t the place that I would choose to go and attempt to get in shape. Read more

Heather actually liked to say that people were having a psychotic break. I think she thought it made her sound smarter than if she said nervous breakdown. She IS married to a doctor you know, and also I am she was once up for the part of a medical receptionist on Hot in Cleveland. (okay, that last part was a lie.) Read more

That’s great news! Read more

Carole has truly redeemed herself. Let’s hope she doesn’t go back to being Bethenny’s lackey. Read more

I’m so sorry about your pup. Sending you both big hugs! Read more

And Kristin also wasn’t afraid to tangle with both Bethenny and Ramona which earns her bonus points. Read more

Between watching Tinsley on RHONY and watching paint dry, I’ll take the paint. Read more

That comment of Luann’s was truly obnoxious, and the whole Mrs. Dagostino - wedding of the century crap needs to stop. Luann just can’t get her head out of her own ass long enough to be likable. Read more

NEVER! I still worry that at my funeral some jackass in my family will find a way to sneak it in to the service in an effort to give everyone a good chuckle amidst their grief. It’s that hilariously awful. Read more

I have a picture from the 80s where I look just like John Stamos in this picture; mullet, eyebrows, and all. (I will not be posting it.) Looking back, all I can say is my mother was right, I should have stuck with a classic bob and not followed trends.

“This is like the dirt that was in the woods when I was a child...these are like the sticks...get me a private plane before I curl up into the fetal position!” Read more

It takes a lot to be worse guest than Ramona was last year at Dorinda’s when she let her dog shit all over the fancy carpets, but somehow she found a way. Kidooze to you, Ramona! Read more