Expect a lot of this.

They rejected Heather for the cover, which made me smile. Having said that, Lydia is a poor choice for a returning housewife. Read more

I need to ketchup on all the details. Read more

I love a royal beef. Read more

She had it coming. Read more

Yup. Young Clint could Play Misty for Me, anytime. Read more

Needs more mushrooms. Once again Team Pie has ruined everything. Read more

Strange things happen when David Foster plays the piano.

He really got himself into a sticky situation. Read more

For the record, I love Carly Simon. Read more

Why is this happening? Read more

Of course not!

I am going to start dressing that way for the gym. Read more

Same! Read more

The fact that I remember this post from 2007 about Charlotte Rae’s feud with Joan Collins scares me a little. I can’t believe I have been around these parts that long. Read more

Abigail Breslin will never carry a watermelon this well! NEVER!

Thank you! Read more