Not quite. Beer goggles (for me anyway) is more a state of mind, where you convince yourself the person you are looking at is hot. Then you sober up and wonder what you ever saw in the person as hotness is no longer a factor. It doesn’t actually involve blurry vision, although it can. Your mileage may vary, of course. Read more

It looks a little like Joel McHale? Read more

Maybe Schoolhouse Rock can explain it to him.

That made me cry. Read more

So long Marianne Leonard. Rest in peace. Read more

I’ll leave the door open and the light on. Let yourself in! Read more

Absolutely! Hopefully you are somewhere in the vicinity of Massachusetts. Read more

Mine hasn’t kicked in yet, but I am also having a glass of wine to move it along. I am pretty sure that I am going to feel like shit in more ways than one tomorrow. Read more

My husband is traveling, and my beloved cat is pissed at me because he just brought me a half-dead mouse (seems apropos somehow) which I had to wrench out of his jaws, so there is no snuggling for me tonight. This is a terrible night to be alone. :( Read more

Sage advice; I just took one. Read more

I’m seriously thinking about taking a Klonopin. Read more

Amen, sister. Read more

So true! Like Vicki, it makes absolutely no sense. Read more

Quick Recap: Brooks and Vicki dated. Brooks lied about having cancer and Vicki was either wittingly or unwittingly drawn into the scam. All of last season revolved around the fake cancer story and when the truth came out everyone turned on Vicki and decided they wanted her off the show. Vicki is still feeling the… Read more

I am still mad that they called cheesecake a pie. #Team Cake was robbed. Read more

And she is so transparent. Does she really think anyone is buying her act? Read more

Brooks! Read more

Dat pageant hair though. Read more