Ding Dong is Brooks! The king of cancer scams! I bet Vicki wishes she had that 15k back that she gave him for his choppers right about now.

Blashemy! Not until this very moment did #Team Cake fall. Damn you, Trump!

Well, you have finally done it, Jezebel. You have turned me to #Team Pie. I never thought this day would come. Read more

I am pretty sure that is a cake of Aec Baldwin dressed up as a Trump cake. Read more

I aree with everythig you said! Read more

My condolences to your respective livers. Read more

I can’t believe that I actually like Meaghan this season; she really was the voice of reason. Personally, I can’t wait for the Heather-Tamra-Shannon triumvirate to come apart. I really detest the three of them together. Read more

Baked potato chic. Read more

I so sorry. Big hugs! Read more

I cannot top that! Your kitty is awesome! Read more

Toilet Landline is my new band name. Read more

I was more of a Lucky Charms girl myself. Hopefully my poop was never tested for being magically delicious. Read more

Boo Berry sucked. Read more

That gif is everything, Bless you, Al Roker. Read more

And may I add:

The Washington Post describes Billy as “a wily youngster with an ironic streak that could curdle your morning coffee.”

Billy Bush has always been insufferable. Good riddance! Read more

Adventures in Babysitting, FTW!