I remember that! Read more

Is it wrong that I just laughed out loud? Read more

It is a spectacularly bad feeling if you have any kind of sensitivity to it. I felt like that scene in Alien where John Hurt’s stomach explodes. Read more

I once innocently ate a small bag of sugar-free jelly beans that had Xylitol as the sweetener and after about 20 minutes I actually thought I was going to die...or maybe I just wished for the sweet release of death...I can’t quite remember. In any event it was NO BUENO. Read more

I love my cat, but all signs point to yes. Read more

Purrrcisely. Read more

If he’s anything like the cats that I have had, kitty exacted his revenge by waiting until the guy went to sleep, and then he pooped or vomited on something special. A favorite pair of shoes perhaps, or a new cashmere sweater.

And what did Sandra Bullock do wrong? Why did she have points deducted? I need to know! Read more

And for those of you misinterpreting my comment: I was in no way disparaging a victim of abuse, nor was I trying to silence one. Read more

Way to misinterpret my comment there. friend. Read more

Dear Amber and Johnny, Read more

Exactly. Read more

Tim Curry is the best. Read more

Well now I feel bad. Off to fake cry! Read more

I think it explains why Heather isn’t booking more acting gigs. Read more

You must! Read more

I hadn’t seen that. Read more

Absolutely! Read more

I think Heather’s mannerisms lend herself to parody more than some of the others. She has a lot of affectations that are over the top and easily turned into a caricature. I think it’s why some of Amy Phillip’s parodies (Heather, Ramona, Bethenny) are more successful than others (does she even do a Vicki or a Tamra?). Read more