I like Heather, too, just not when she is behaving like she is just so above it all. I am pretty sure she is savvy enough to know what she signed up for. In truth, I am probably just salty that I don’t even have an ice maker, let alone one that makes cubes into art! Read more

Also, were those real tears, Dubrow? Read more

I must admit that I chuckled at Kelly’s impression of Heather at the end. Heather, honey, you are on a reality show with a bunch of boozy blonde big-mouths; you’re not going to find these gals names in the Social Register, so stop trying so hard. In the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka in Stripes, “Lighten up Francis.” Read more

Her bragging will be legendary. Read more

Kyle must be in heaven. Read more

Listening again, I agree, the Glee version actually has more grit. (And no, I can’t believe I just typed that either.) Read more

“For the last 45 years, Mr. Hefner has imbued the estate with a rich and storied legacy,” he said. Read more

Equally offensive? Read more

I just listened to it and it’s worse than I feared. It’s like the Kids Incorporated version of Rocky Horror. I do not approve. Read more

I’m sorry, I just can’t with this remake. Stop messing with perfection, people!

You just know that he leaves it on in bed. Read more

I know, shocking, right!?! Read more

It’s a toss-up.

Lisa Marie’s husband really committed to the Tom Petty, “Don’t Come Around Here No More” look, didn’t he. It must take a lot of money to keep a man in all those hats.

Well, you happened to pick my favorite player, so yes. Read more

I am seriously going to fetch my smelling salts if this keeps up! Read more

As you do. Read more

Tie. Read more

As did I, and yes! Read more

I can’t believe Kelly is ahead. This is a travesty! Read more