The most perfect description. Read more

You bite your tongue! Read more

No, but he does have a shitty ‘stache, so there’s that. Read more

Oh look, I found a picture of the iceberg!

I want to know too. Read more

Yep. Read more

Not enough liquor in the world. Read more

I’m so sorry. Read more

I thought it was Kirsten Dunst at first. Read more

Tonight’s nightmare will be brought to you courtesy of thetallblonde. Read more

My eyes!!! Read more

Canewdiling. Read more

We are kindred spirits. Read more

Sorry, my comment wasn’t meat to be a response to yours, because if it were, it makes no sense.

You just know some asshole is going to say she deserved it for being a manatease. Read more

Seriously, way to slap your husband of 40-odd years in the face by reuniting with your one night stand in the afterlife, Rose. I said it before and I will say it again, Old Rose was a bitch. Read more

Same! Read more

That Old Rose is such a bitch. Read more