Police in Australia are working tirelessly to keep citizens safe from a dangerous, frightening threat—the shitty music of Nickelback .
Australian authorities have stepped in and taken brave, bold action against some unholy bullshit. These remarkable heroes in blue plan to destroy an utterly shitty and terrible sounding CD made by the musical terrorists who refer to themselves in the media as "Nickelback." From the Queensland Police Facebook page:
"Police media team report a suspicious package has been received as part of the office secret Santa. It will now be destroyed #BlameCanada #JokesOnUs."
Thank you brave, brave men for stopping this vile threat before it can do more harm to innocent holiday revelers. You are the true Christmas heroes.
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