After getting the outrage hammer from a bunch of super unchill SJWs who probably drink Zima or something else un-American, Anheuser Busch is withdrawing a Bud Light slogan that says, “The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary for the night.” No more “just never say no” labels will be printed, so collect those rape beers now, ya sluts.

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