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Former New York City mayor, attorney, alleged creepy masturbator, creepy masturbation denier, and all-around racist…

What will Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner do now that they’re no longer cushioned by power? As one former friend put…

Last Friday, I read a story in ProPublica on how the rapidly worsening covid-19 pandemic is, once again, straining…

On Sunday, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer announced new public health and safety measures in response to her…

Do you clearly remember what you were like five years ago? I was definitely thinner, and slightly less cynical,…

It has been nearly a week since Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, and President…

You know that lawsuit President Trump and his team filed in Michigan, “citing irregularities, incompetence, and…

Dean Browning of Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, is many things: a retired businessman, husband, and former member of…

I bought the bong as a joke, after some unhelpful encouragement from my then-boyfriend, about how funny it would be…

In a highly predictable but entirely too on-the-nose turn of events, it now appears that Donald Trump’s indoors…

Georgia will head into a runoff election in January. Until then, all eyes are on the race between supervillain hair…

During Donald Trump’s wild speech last Thursday night, as he listed what he viewed as his successes in the election h…

Donald Trump, a former reality television star and failed real estate magnate, has officially lost his campaign to…

While the 2020 polls were once again wildly off, it appears they were just right enough and thank the fucking Lord.…

On Saturday morning Kamala Devi Harris made history, becoming America’s first woman vice president, the first Black…

While President Donald Trump has spent the last few days, nay the last five years, spouting nonsense conspiracy…

It’s becoming increasingly clear that President Trump’s re-election chances are growing dimmer by the hour, and…

Philadelphia is the greatest city in America for a few, incontestable reasons: water ice, Gritty, cheesesteaks,…

A police captain in Flomaton, Alabama named Scott Walden has been placed on administrative leave after he posted on…

On Thursday, Donald Trump delivered a speech from the White House where he started off by falsely claiming that,…