Let's Recall Some Celebrity Book Signings

Here’s Pamela Anderson in 2004, signing copies of her novel Star at the Barnes & Noble in Rockefeller Center. From the back cover: “Playful, bawdy, and curl-your-toes-sexy, Star is a breathless romp through tinseltown and tabloids. An insider’s look at the world of inflated egos and inflated bodies, Star goes well beyond the clichéd air-kisses and casting couches of Hollywood to show what really happens when A-list meets D-cup, when girl becomes goddess.” It’s still available on Kindle for $14.99! It’s hard for me to imagine a more perfect example of the popular aesthetics of 2004; quite frankly, I miss seeing so much Malibu Barbie hot pink.

Here’s Kim Cattrall with Sex and the City costume designer Patricia Field, posing with her husband and the book they cowrote: Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm. Publisher’s Weekly called it “a slim yet pensive guide to pleasing women in bed” and explained that—despite the fact this was clearly a way to capitalize on Cattrall’s SATC role—“This book is decidedly unflashy and its approach is not at all brashly sexual (like Cattrall’s TV character). Rather, it is a thoughtful manual on women’s orgasms.”

This is not to drag Carson Kressley specifically but simply to note what he was wearing for an event promoting his 2004 style guide Off The Cuff: The Essential Style Guide for Men and the Women Who Love Them. I cannot stress strongly enough to the young readers what a dark time the early 2000s were for clothing.

Here’s an extremely wholesome shot of Venus and Serena Williams signing Serving From The Hip: 10 Rules for Living, Loving, and Winning in 2005. I had forgotten that precise style of necklace until this very minute and now it’s all flooding back, not to mention that type of formal tank top.

One of the things that most fascinates me as a parent is just how many celebrities decide to grant out a kids’ book. You don’t even have to be a megastar—we have a very lovely book in our house by NY1 anchor Pat Kiernan, for instance. Perhaps this is thanks to Madonna’s decision in the early 2000s to write a string of children’s books, including the one she was promoting here, The English Roses. (It was 2003 and she was at the height of her Lady of the Manor phase.) Please look at the party they threw for her! We’re talking custom backdrop, polka dot stickers on the floor and, most incredibly, that pink satin tablecloth. Ultimately it was a big success and sold more than a million copies worldwide but, as per the Wikipedia page, “it received mixed reviews from book critics who did not find the story interesting and panned the characterizations and its moralistic tone.” Kids’ books are harder to write than anybody gives them credit for!

I’m including this photo (“Star Search winner Jake Simpson attends Bob Eubanks signing of ‘It’s In The Book, Bob,’ October 8, 2004 at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles, CA”) purely to remind everybody about these very good chairs they used to have at Barnes and Noble. Well, they looked nice, anyway; according to somebody on a Quora question about why they removed the chairs, “As a former BN bookseller, I’d guess that they were simply too unsanitary.” Good point.

Here’s Jennifer Garner promoting Alias Declassified in 2002. Speaking of fashion: remember that era of sweaters? Whew. Note the promise of “free exclusive Alias DVD.”

Finally: Here are some firefighters. Not celebrities, but still.