
Nah: Taylor Swift, “Christmas Tree Farm” - “My heart is a Christmas tree farm, there’s a light in the barn,” sings…

If you, like me, blocked out the majority of the 2019 Grammy Awards, you may have forgotten that the night was full…

Shit yeah: Celine Dion, “Perfect Goodbye” - To my knowledge, “Perfect Goodbye,” from Celine Dion’s first English…

I didn’t have high hopes for Alicia Keys earlier this year, when it was announced that she’d be hosting the 2019 Gram…

On August 29, I sat on my couch watching the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards, waiting for something to happen. And then…

COME ON, MAN, IT’S A NO: John Legend ft. Kelly Clarkson, “Baby It’s Cold Outside” —The “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”…

Welcome to “...for Ya Old Ass,” an occasional series in which Jezebel endeavors to understand things that very young…

Last week, songwriters/producers Justin and Jeremiah Raisen posted a lengthy Instagram caption accusing Lizzo of…

Nah: Katy Perry, “Harleys in Hawaii” - Many aging rockers would like a word with Katy Perry, who is…

Yes, horny anthems to grind on your friends to: Harry Styles, “Lights Up” - I wasn’t expecting an extremely horny…

Yes: Niall Horan, “Nice to Meet Ya” - Who knew young Niall had it in him? “Nice to Meet Ya” is his horniest solo…

Wanna feel old? Well, Mariah Carey doesn’t. The superstar famously refuses to discuss her age (her own Wikipedia…