CMT Awards 2023 Red Carpet: Big Hats and a Billion Rhinestones

Let’s go girls! This butterfly Prabal Gurung gown reminds me of those 90's Dollz Mania outfits, and I mean that as the highest of compliments. Anyway, glad to both see and recognize Shania on the (actually sea-foam green?) carpet.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, Megan’s home turf, including belt buckles and earrings. This sleek blue gown has a retro and elegant feel. I’m into it!

The host of the evening, Kelsea Ballerini, lost me with this understated and frankly boring dress. If you’re going to go the route of undergarments as the full look, make sure your bra doesn’t look like it’s a Maidenform I could shoplift from Macy’s.

The other co-host of the evening, Kane Brown, looks lovely in this two-tone double-breasted suit. The buttons do feel a little bit elderly church woman to me, but maybe he was going for that!

I loooove this two-piece matching set. It’s perfectly tailored—the lines make me want to line dance. It’s very “Cowgirl on Rodeo Drive.”

OK, someone has been watching Daisy Jones & The Six. I suppose this outfit isn’t quite as permanently damaging as cutting your own bangs, but I’m still reading it as a cry for help.

This here is exactly what I expect to see on the carpet at the CMTs: Crisp and decorative piping on Western shirts and hats high enough to rival some of Dolly’s best wigs.

Ooo, the fabled day-to-night outfit of which so many women’s magazines speak! This is the perfect look if you need to impress the board at a 4 p.m. meeting before heading straight to the cabaret disco rave for happy hour.

Hello belly! I’m enchanted by this embroidered and bejeweled velvet dickey and satin collared cropped tuxedo jacket. It looks like a song I’d play on repeat.

Carrie Underwood is kicking those rumors that she skips leg day out the door. If the afterparty spot didn’t have a disco ball, I bet this Dolce & Gabanna two-piece set came in real handy.

A much-deserved shout-out to this glamorous drag foursome who performed alongside host Kelsea Ballerini at the awards show. I would have loved to see a little more yeehaw incorporated into these looks, but who am I to tell a drag queen what to wear?!

My truth is that Darius Rucker has been, currently is, and forever will be my celebrity crush. What I love about his very underwhelming suit is that it’s matched with snakeskin boots and hippie glasses to let you know he still has that funk in him. I love you, Darius.

This outfit would be great if the CMTs stood for Craft Movie Throwback. This is to say I think this outfit looks witchy. Unfortunately, not a slay!

Glad to see Wynonna out and about again. (And, during the ceremony, she paid a beautiful tribute to her late mother.) In almost every photo of this emerald velvet suit, she poses her hands like this which is very menacing. Though, perhaps I would do the same if my sleeves had those bejeweled cuffs.

Admittedly, I previously knew nothing of these four sisters who are currently breaking into the country music scene, but their seamless integration of lace, leather, tulle, and jewels intrigued me. Do yourself a favor and Google these gals—they’re the future of country music.