Behold the Odd and Just OK Looks Celebrities Wore at the People's Choice Awards

Alanis Morissette, please come pick up your little sister. She’s stealing from your closet again, you oughta know.

Ugh, where do I start. I am most disappointed in this crew. I see Garcelle Beauvais got to have her sparkly pink Sherlock Holmes moment and Sutton Stracke, well, it is very Sutton to pick, um, whatever that is. Kyle Richards is a really fancy napkin in a bedazzled napkin holder, Rinna’s a couture bat, Erika Jane might be lost in space, and Dorit Kemsley’s looking yassified as ever. Thank you, Crystal Minkoff, for at least bringing something elegant to the table. It’s a C- as a group, ladies.

Yes, Dorit’s ass gets her own slide. My ass could never. Good job for staying on trend with the kiddos and their cut-out trend. I, meanwhile, am in a turtleneck and hand warmers, not bitter, whatever.

Can’t tell if I’m obsessed or disgusted by this space diaper, but I think Halle’s trying to send us a message... like maybe we should send her a plot of land in the metaverse next to Snoop Dogg’s lot, or ship her off to Europa with Elon.

THE CUTEST MARSHMALLOW PIXIE I’VE EVER SEEN!!! 10/10.

OK, I love the effort, truly. But I am slightly uncomfortable as I feel he might pull a white shag rug out of his pocket, plop down on the carpet, and start eating chocolates while singing “You Sexy Thing.”

Sexy wench meets punk is probably how I’d describe my own style heading into the New Year, so a nice golf clap for this one.

Charli’s all grown up! And she’s headed to my 2011 prom at Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley!

Her stylist took the boa constrictor thing WAY too literally.

IT GIRL ALERT. I love everything about this. It’s also probably what Harry Styles was singing about in “Watermelon Sugar.”

Becky giving Encrusted Jaguar Booty is an ensemble I won’t soon forget. It’s really unfair how god or whoever gives some of us way more blessings than others.