Have similarly aged toddler, can confirm from this weekend’s yard work that this is 100% accurate. Read more

Deleting this because I don’t want to be that person.  Read more

Something I’ve been thinking about recently is how I’ve been asked to number my pregnancies at the OB and I’m wishing I had lied. Could this eventually be used against me? I’m a worst case scenario person so this is immediately where my mind goes.  Read more

There’s a real sweet spot of baby wig wearing time. I dressed my now three year old up as Bob Ross for his first Halloween at about 9 months old and any time I’ve tried to put it on him since it hasn’t stayed on for more than a minute. Read more

Thank goodness I am done having babies or my well-intentioned, Kardashian-obsessed mother would have all this garbage ready for me. She talks about Khloe’s baby as if it were her own grandchild and it frightens me.  Read more

You’re a fucking trooper!  Read more

Well fuck. That was intense.  Read more

Yes, love their bras too. They are one of the only ones (I think Natori does good on this too) that does thin straps!  Read more

I’ve lost a bunch of weight over the past year and have gone from a 42G to a 36/38G. I never imagined it could be harder to find bras than it was before but it’s somehow gotten worse!!! I feel your pain. Le Mystere has become my go to but the pricing is not for the faint of heart and they aren’t very “fun”. Read more

There were times when I moved just ever so slightly wrong that a literal flood of blood and clots would come out. Not to be overly gross but your uterus is still contracting for days following birth, all sorts of shit is getting pushed out at inopportune moments! I’m sure she was suited up quite well under there but I… Read more

God bless those padcicles.  Read more

All I can think about are the number of undergarments being worn under that white dress. I would have been TERRIFIED to wear anything white for weeks after birth. I hope royalty gets an upgrade from the giant pad and mesh pear underwear.  Read more

As a former full-time smoker and someone who still has an occasional cigarette, I find nothing worthy of disdain in your post. I don’t know any smokers who don’t know how gross and horrible it is, that’s the problem with addiction!  Read more

I assume so, there could be some filler added in but she’s always had very textured, voluminous hair.  Read more

Her hair is fucking INCREDIBLE. As a flat, mousy-haired lady I will never not stare in awe at that spectacular mane. Read more

This isn’t working for me, I’m getting $35 for 10. Should it really be $25? Read more

This isn’t working for me, I’m getting $35 for 10. Should it really be $25?

Such a great episode, top to bottom. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard during GoT but none of it felt forced and it set the perfect tone for what is coming.  Read more

I think the actual answer is “our hands need to be free for our phones.” Nothing more, nothing less.  Read more

Most reasonable question ever. I would have called you a dick before I had kids but now I’m like, yeah, this shit ain’t easy. I love my boys fiercely but no one really tells you how CONSTANT parenting is. Mine are 3 and 1 and there’s just no off switch, there’s no real down-time, it’s just all day, every day. Anyway,… Read more

My first hated the Halo too, I sold it when he was maybe 3 or 4 months and we just co-slept. With my second I got one of those Arms Reach mini-crib/co-sleeper things and it worked out perfectly except he was massive and grew out of it too quickly. That Halo is a total sham! Read more