I was referencing the joke she told at the show I saw (mentioned in my original comment), in Massachusetts. Read more

She made a joke at the beginning about how she heard the entire Asian population of Massachusetts was bussed in to see her and I realized there was probably a huge crowd of not-moms too. I went with a friend who also has a toddler and we were both surprised at how young a lot of attendees were. The laughs were still… Read more

I told my husband that all I wanted for mother’s day was “for the 2 year old not to cry about stupid shit for the day.” I’m so scared of 3. Read more

He was still working the merch booth last weekend! Read more

I saw her live last weekend. As the mother of a 3 month old and a two year old I can only say it was life affirming for me right now. It was the most cathartic thing I could have experienced and I couldn’t possibly thank her enough. I felt so SEEN that I’m pretty sure everyone around me wanted to kill me because I was… Read more

Those are the worst. I had one in between my two sons, after also having a miscarriage before my first. When you’re actively trying and you get that + only to find out you aren’t pregnant anymore is quite the mind fuck. Good luck!! Read more

How is the argument that taking away ANY health care centers a good argument for anything? Read more

Yeah, not sure if I’ve always had a hidden thing for Snape or what but I definitely don’t mind the hair here. Read more

What married couple has that much chemistry and sexual tension after 20 years together though!? That’s what makes it unlikely to me. Read more

Here are some: Read more

I think about the sales “games” they used to have us play at The Gap, it was all fun for me at 16 to get that gift card but I had no idea how shitty that stuff was back then. Read more

That’s sort of the point of couture as opposed to ready-to-wear. This stuff isn’t meant to be sold or replicated, the whole point of it is to show off the “art” of the designer/fashion house. These days someone may try and pull one of these off but it’s certainly not the norm. Some of my favorite museum exhibits of… Read more

This is absolutely shocking to me, I’m on my second pregnancy in two years and they always offer it to me at my first appointment after they get them in. Newborns can’t get the shot so providing antibodies from the mother’s shot is the best chance they have. I know they won’t do the mist or the multi-dose vial for… Read more

My mom had to call around to a few in our area but eventually found one that was still doing them. I know our local Target sold out quite awhile ago. Read more

THANK YOU! My sister in law just took my nieces (8 and 10) this week because a friend of a friend of a friend’s kid DIED. I’m pregnant so I got mine eons ago but I called my son’s doctor’s office on 9/1 and said when can I bring him in? Target and CVS will basically pay you to get the damn shot, how is this hard?! Read more

I don’t want to touch the rest of it with a ten foot pole but this right here: Read more

I get mad about bad sandwiches in general. It’s hard to make a bad sandwich and every sandwich should be made how the sandwich-maker themselves would want to eat a sandwich. To make someone a sandwich without the same care you would use to make your own is an affront to sandwiches. Read more

An Italian at an Amato’s in ME is heaven! Read more

I’d be happy to mail one to each of those asshole MSU trustees each day for awhile. Read more

I would not be surprised! There are tons of horse farms, I rode at one starting when I was about 4 or 5. I think cute, 4-5 year-old me on a pony (my favorite one was named Charlie) is ALMOST as cute as a besweatered pony! Read more