I wish I could get an amateur neurosurgeon. Wait a second... Read more

You just reminded me that I have grapes in the fridge! But I also have Skittles... Read more

That is what it is, but I’m pregnant so I’m being overly cautious and not eating them cooked either just in case. Though I am drinking cider so I'm really just an idiot. I can’t do apples, pears or any stone fruits, it’s so sad! Read more

They are fried, I just fried them in my tall-ish Calphalon stock pot. Here’s the recipe - Read more

I am from here but I’ve never been there, but that’s good to know! I haven’t been apple picking since I became allergic to apples in my 20’s, I don’t know how I’d respond, but I imagine I’m going to have to test it once I have kids! Read more

The only recipe you’ll ever need.

Absolute truth right here. They’re really perfect right out of the oil though, so I feel sort of bad feeding them to people the next day knowing I had them at peak perfection. Read more

I made Apple Cider Donuts for a football watching party. The picture is shit but the donuts were A+.

Or even Survivor... Read more

This makes me feel better! If I was having a girl I’d feel bad about Valentine’s Day but I feel like it’s okay for a boy for some reason. I love my holiday birthday so I shouldn’t be surprised that another quasi-holiday birthday would be awesome! Read more

Yeah I have a tough time with the loose stuff, I’m a bigger girl anyway so I’d rather at least show there is SOME shape happening somewhere. I was really hoping my ass would grow though and it hasn’t at all. :( Read more

Oh I think it’s sad! Real birthdays only once every four years?! Read more

Fail. Vodka soda with a lime is the perfect drink. Read more

I’d just like to point out that the young girl who introduced the President today is from my town. She wrote him a letter about how her brother was a dick and said boys are better at soccer than girls. Hometown pride!!! Read more

Which is why it goes well with EVERYTHING. Read more

If you like making out with pine trees you’ll love it! Read more

Fine. I’ll be in the corner with my vodka and fresh squeezed grapefruit juice. Except I can't because I'm pregnant and wahhhhh, I want a cocktail. Read more

Ugh. I'll make this one exception. Read more

Good luck! Are they talking about an induction date? Halloween would be a fun birthday, I’m a New Years baby so I’m partial to holiday birthdays! I'm due 2/20 and am praying for a Valentine baby and not a Leap Day baby. Read more

Weirdly I’ve found tight, stretchy things to be much more comfortable. With the added bonus that they make you feel like slightly less of a whale. Heels though, no sirree! Read more