I swear someone tells them I’m coming. The turtles make up for it though. Read more
stacyinbean
stacyinbean
Oh I love snorkeling so I’ve had to step or hop or float around PILES of sea urchins and rocks and coral. As long as you’re careful it’s not much of a problem. I also have water shoes with metal mesh in the soles to keep the undesirables out. Read more
Right? I’ve been to St. John twice and have specifically put “see a fucking starfish” on my list but I haven’t seen one (yet, I’ll be back damn it!) I never once thought about writing an angry letter to the island or the National Park Service about it. I might have to now though, just for fun. Read more
You have more hope for humanity than I my friend! Read more
I hate people. Read more
Then why isn’t he complaining about that? Read more
But he's totally fine with the gruesome violence and sexuality in the Bible, right? Wahhhhhh. Read more
SEVEN VOTERS IN MONTANA!!! I don’t mean to be stateist but I was really surprised by that! Read more
I think the degrees are looked at as status symbols. Plus it’s something to do with yourself. Read more
Wait, isn’t that the ONLY way to fly?! Read more
Yup. I have the next model up, I think it was $75, love it.
Yup. I have the next model up, I think it was $75, love it.
As I’ve aged and friends have started to have kids there has been such an uptick in the MLM bullshit. I hide those folks INSTANTLY. Read more
For the last few days over on JustJared it has said “Lindsay Lohan being sued over unpaid pills,” which, I mean, you can't even fix a typo like that. Read more
My mom didn't talk to me for two weeks after the 2012 election. :( Read more
Yup! My mom hasn’t worked in 20 years and my dad is on disability, which, to be clear he should be. But WTF!?!? I work 40-50 hour weeks but I’m part of the “takers”. Read more
I should point out that they are both wonderful people who I love dearly and who were, like 95% of the time, incredible parents. Read more
You win! Mine just buy his books! Read more
Is it bad that I want to be this kind of mom? Read more
They’re rabid Republicans who watch Fox News all day and listen to right-wing radio and furiously nod along. They claim I was brainwashed at college and that's the only possible reason I could be a Democrat. Read more