Definitely agree on the shoulder/off-season thing, my husband and I go to St. John every year and once we realized the price difference one week makes we've never looked back. It's literally half, if not less, the cost! Read more

A high school friend posted a “Where should we take two little kids for a short vacation in November” crap post on Facebook last night and someone responded “Sea World.” My head almost exploded. Read more

I’m not going to link to it BUT there is a great piece over on RedState about how Trump is just a liberal plant. It’s absolutely hilarious. Read more

“Yes, if covered in Arby’s sauce.” Read more

Crappy Hour! Read more

eta - Totally responded to the wrong comment there! Read more

So, um, in the pic of the cake, they weren’t kidding about those muppets... I figured they meant little fondant characters, not legit life-sized muppet heads/torsos! If that was really the top of her wedding cake I love her more than I already did. Read more

Yeah, screw all those people who have jobs! What? Read more

I saw this at 13 and never had sexual contact without a condom until I was in a really serious relationship because of it. I’d say it’s excellent birth control. There’s no way I could handle watching it now. Cringe-fest! Read more

Omg. When my husband’s arms and legs peel it's like a fucking puzzle to get the skin off around his thick, Italian fuzz. One of my favorite activities. He doesn't burn because he's already pretty dark but he still peels for some reason. Read more

Probably just that they have had properly applied sunscreen for most of their lives. Read more

Right? There are lots of things that deserve flippant headlines, neglecting children isn’t one of them! Read more

I think your last few sentences are the case today but I don’t think that has always been the case. We’re just so divorced from the process now that it’s easier to think of animals as less than. There were many cultures that worshiped or glorified the animals that they ate and some that still do. It’s also a very… Read more

Between this and Huckabee I’m starting to think that “Also: Nazis.” is becoming a plank in the Republican platform. Read more

I hope it’s fake Matt LeBlanc’s house from Episodes, that house if fucking glorious. Read more

To be clear I was mildly frightened by original Riff Raff but this one is terrifying! It reminds me of how Carrot Top looks all roided out. Read more

Guys? Did Riff Raff eat someone? Read more

Ugh. I have refined FB to a nice group of people who don't post that shit. Except my mom, but I hide her! Read more

Why are there so many different chair types? It’s hurting my brain. Read more