NO! Someone needs to get on this! Read more

Best Known For: Dharma and Greg, Elfman Empire and, uh, now this. Read more

YESSSS! Way back in the day when the Gap had a very generous return policy I processed a return of 4 pairs of pants. $7! Read more

This means NOTHING! Read more

I wonder if Taylor Swift has tried to get Emma Watson into her blonde, white lady club and Emma Watson is all, “I was Hermione, bitch, recognize your superiors.” That’s how I’m going to pretend it went down. Read more

The package literally has the pronunciation on it, don’t deny yourself the pleasure! Read more

Sunday Funday. Definitely. Read more

Who is the Jackson nose surgeon though? Can we take him or her out back and be done with this? Read more

Seriously! I hope someone does it every day. At least once a week. Read more

Random aside - You can DIY buttermilk with milk and white vinegar, one cup of milk minus one tablespoon, add a tablespoon of vinegar (lemon juice works too) and let it sit for 5 minutes. Works like a charm! Read more

Glad to be of service!!! Read more

The flag was back up within an hour of it being taken down. Its permanent removal requires something like a 2/3 vote in the state House of Reps. Read more

Tzatziki on grilled meat is from heaven. Literally a gift from the higher powers. Read more

It is SO CUTE. I might need to cheat on my Drybar with this. Read more

It is SO CUTE. I might need to cheat on my Drybar with this.

Same story here, I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t been given one. Read more

Same story here, I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t been given one.

That is the argument that kills me, they would prefer their child be DEAD than have autism, how fucking sick is that?! Read more

“but there’s literally multiple instances“ Read more

I agree, I would love that! I’ve thought about starting a Kinja about trying to get pregnant/being pregnant but I am not a great writer. So many of the mom-to-be and “trying to conceive” sites are sooooo cheesy and terrible. Read more

It blows doesn’t it? It took us 9 months to get pregnant the first time and I had a miscarriage at 8 weeks. After that I had all the testing done and they couldn’t really find anything wrong, which is almost worse than an actual diagnosis. We were supposed to start shots/IUI this cycle and I ended up getting pregnant… Read more

I’m guessing they are two Onion Crunch salesmen with nothing better to do? Read more