I don’t really see how that matters? He is their father, even if they aren’t of his DNA. However, it is creepy how the littlest one looks like he could be his offspring BUT only post-all that shit he did to his face. That’s weird. Read more

The internet is telling me it’s Biggy! Read more

Wasn’t Blanket just a nickname? It was dickish to give both of his sons the same name but I would totally go by Prince even if it was my brother’s name too. Anyway, do you Bigi! Read more

He’s EDIBLE. I mean, people thought Wills was cute and his baby pics aren’t even in the ballpark. Read more

He is legitimately the most adorable toddler I’ve ever seen. Read more

This is exactly how my mom dressed my (non-royal) baby brother. It was hilarious and I still get a kick out of making fun of him about his knee socks and fancy baby shoes. Read more

I have so many of these it’s not even funny. None are particularly terrible but they all sucked! Read more

That’s one of my favorite Amazon reviews! Read more

Word of advice, never, ever, EVER eat the Sugar-Free Red Vines. I got them once by mistake and spent 24 hours farting like I was a set of bagpipes. Read more

There are so many houses with either chickens or bees on my street I’ve lost count! Read more

This is literally me and my husband. He wants a giant sailboat to sail around the Caribbean for the rest of our lives, I want a goat farm! Read more

Some of you probably know of my goat obsession, it’s so bad I have one tattooed on my wrist, seriously. So last summer a house on my street sold and out in front of this house was a big grassy, overgrown put area. We drove by one day and the area was fenced off and there were FIVE GOATS in there. I screamed and made… Read more

Yes! They have super strong digestive systems AND their teeth are shaped in such a way that they crush the poison ivy seeds so they can't plant and regrow when they get pooped out! (Don't mind me, I'm obsessed with goats!) Read more

I’ve had a to almost beg for two of my tattoos and in one case the artist was right and one he was wrong. The one on the inside of my wrist did, indeed, fade and bleed a bit. However, the white one on my neck, which the artist swore up and down would fade and disappear in a year or two, is still going strong ten years… Read more

I was wondering about this recently. I am TERRIFIED of surgery and would have a fucking heart attack if they told me, mid-labor, or hell even mid-pregnancy that I needed a c-section. Intellectually I know it’s often medically necessary and obviously I would do whatever I needed to to ensure the health of baby but man… Read more

I am officially the dumbest fuck on the planet, I had NO IDEA that Tracee Ellis Ross was Diana Ross’s daughter. Mind blown. Read more

I will take your baby pics over your multi-level marketing bullshit Facebook posts ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. Read more

Republican. No dice. Read more

Oh god, this is heartbreaking, thank you for sharing. I will definitely be starting regular therapy before I head into IVF land, I’m already a basketcase with this whole thing. I was actually thinking last night about starting an infertility/pregnancy Kinja page and I think now I might! Read more

Ugh. I’m so scared about the whole process, it’s worrisome enough just trying on our own. I got pregnant after 8 months of trying and had a miscarriage at 8 weeks and nothing in the 6 months since. I NEVER imagined any of this would be so difficult and what’s worse is there’s really nothing wrong me that they can… Read more