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Stassa Edwards
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Features editor. Writing at the intersection of women's health, politics, and history. Work at Lapham's Quarterly, Aeon, The Awl, Self, and Cabinet. Writing a book about hysteria.

I get the sense Gale would be an excellent cuddler! He just never had a cuddle buddy Read more

Yes to Margaret Atwood! Yes to graphic novels! Yes to staying in more!

I'd be down for that, but I'd like to see Netflix get it right away and never have to leave the house again. Read more

I would watch a Twilight prequel in which RPatz is a vigilante who goes around murdering people. Largely for the sarcastic DVD commentary he’d do. Read more

Lesbian Feminist Haunted house?!?!? That’s all. Read more

Never trust an Evangelical when he offers to “pull it out.” Read more

No argument, there! This dress certainly captured the essence of the late 90s. It’s just that I’m not a fan of late 90s fashion, makeup, or jewelry. Worst of all, though, it doesn’t fit! We all know you’re made of money, Gwyneth, don’t act like you don’t know about tailoring. Read more

Everyone! Mark this down. This is the day someone said something about Paltrow that made her seem totally likable. Read more

I fully support this recent trend toward including at least one Chris Hemsworth item in each dirtbag. I decree all dirtbags should have at least one Hemsworth item (and not about the lesser Hemsworth. Chris or GTFO). Make it so. Read more

I agree, I loved it, even though they could have made it fit better. I also loved that her father bought the diamond necklace for her, and that for weeks she wore it with everything, T-shirts, PJs, until she locked it in the vault. Read more

Thank you! My new favorite hobby is rubbing my lips back and forth over his amazingly soft hair while sniffing the top of his head. It is straight up intoxicating. I don't care that I look silly doing it. Read more

Right?!? Spicy citrusy freshness. Man, I sniffed that kid’s neck for hours. Read more