In Florida, I voted for Patrick Murphy for Senate. He will likely lose to incumbent Marco Rubio, who has consistently been running ahead in the polls and aided by a super PAC who has been running ads painting Murphy as a “party boy.” My House rep, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, is definitely going to be re-elected. Read more

Did he just say that Assad was terrible but that Assad should stay in power? Read more

Anna, he’s legit good. The only thing that I can criticize him on is that he’s wearing too much foundation and I find it distracting. Read more

Clinton really does have the “fuck you” smile down so perfectly Read more

Being yelled at by multiple dudes is familiar to Clinton Read more

That was a good line. Read more

What is this fucking insane answer? Those were nonsense words put into a nonsense sentence. Read more

Putin is my best friend Read more

Trump congratulating Clinton for “pivoting” is ironic Read more

“bad hombres,” “ripped from the womb,” Trump is speaking like he’s in a bad, low budget movie Read more

“Days prior to birth,” literally this man has no idea what childbirth entails. Read more

Donald Trump has no idea what a partial birth abortion is Read more

Finally Read more

He is pale! But maybe, irl, he’s a normal color and doesn’t look like he just slathered himself with self-tanner. Read more

Remember when people thought RBG was Joanna’s mom? Read more

“Apologize she did.” Trump is so petty. Read more

Apparently, Sarah Palin decided to come to tonight’s debate. Between her and Obama’s half-brother everything is really come full circle. Read more

Aw, Tiffany Trump was allowed to sit with the family this time. Read more

I’ll ask the judge Read more