Katy Perry proves she has something even more embarrassing than Witness to offer. Read more

Katy Perry doing the most shows us the least. Read more

Pretend I didn’t say what I did about being excited to see Post Malone perform. Read more

Me wholeheartedly appreciating something and not being at all performative about it.

It sounds like a Muppet song, and not just because of the “Rainbow” connection. Read more

We can hope! Read more

Things are so bleak that I’m what passes for excited about seeing Post Malone perform? Read more

Feels like she’s pretending every trophy is the Best Actress Oscar she will NOT be winning in a few weeks. Read more

Gaga doing the Taylor Swift surprised schtick at every award win is so obnoxious. Read more

And with this win, Bradley Cooper is on his way to his eventual EGOT. Read more

I think they won something at some point. Read more

Sometimes I feel like the rest of my life will be dotted with periodic underwhelming performances from Shawn Mendes. Read more

What did Aretha say about Alicia Keys in that video where she read contemporary stars? “Young singer, good writer”? Read more

It is very nice that we have people onstage at the Grammys to remind us why music is good because you may have missed that listening to many of the nominees.  Read more

Why is Lady Gaga rolling her neck so much? Read more

No offense, Alicia, but you didn’t bring us together; schadenfreude did. Read more

Selective standing ovation for Miss Keys. Better than nothing I guess. Read more

Yeah, I thought this song was specifically written to support a limited musical and expressive range. Read more

I’m having an actual meltdown that blueberries are nowhere in this post. Read more

I am not mad at that take, JES. I don’t think either deserve trophies, but I did like both movies equally (which is to say, I thought they were both fine with some major, glaring flaws). Read more