rachelvoronacote
Rachel Vorona Cote
rachelvoronacote
Contributor, Jezebel

I recently went to a TEB concert and legit started crying when they played God of Wine. It was embarrassing but still awesome. Read more

yes! i know when i am too drunk when i’m alone listening to motorcycle drive by and god of wine. Read more

Preach. 14-year-old me could listen to the last half of that album daily. Read more

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Oh, come on. You can’t post this and not embed a Smash Mouth video! I’m going to start dressing like this.

I was asking generally, hoping others would provide. ;) Read more

Donald Trump sits on every chair like it’s a toilet. Read more

Seriously, this is the real danger. Trump has turned out to be even more inept than anyone jokingly imagined a year ago. The real danger is the kind of competent evil that will appear normal and healthy compared to his implosion. Read more

What’s it gonna take for someone, or some group of idiots to realize what the hell is going on here? It’s like dumbfuck day is every waking moment with this clown.

In all seriousness this would be like asking the Imperial Japanese Army to help look at improving treatment of PoWs or Nazi Germany for better ways to stop discrimination. Read more

I just came here for the wooden spoon photoshops. Where are they? Read more

I will be shocked if Ryan doesn’t run. He seems like a more plausible candidate (but then again, I never thought we’d elect a sentient evil cheeto, so...). Read more

Pence’s aides have defended these dinner parties, feebly arguing that the VP has also held them for “members of Congress, world leaders, military families, civic leaders, and friends. exactly the people that wealthy political donors would expect to meet at a fundraiser.” Read more