I would have to bet on Keaton to take Best Actor right now. That's basically a lock. Cumberbatch and Redmayne will split the Classic British Actor vote, the Academy appreciates Carell's serious turn but won't award it to him this time out, and Cooper is like a DiCaprio—they like nominating him for but not actually… Read more

I'm a little upset this post was up for so long without one reference to this.

OH MY GOD I didn't catch that. No wonder the kitty is so angry at the bear. It's not a Cat Overlord assassin in training. It's a film critic. Read more

I still think the poop shipping company is way better. Read more

The dotcom biz is a fickle mistress, my friend. Read more

If you look at slowed-down footage from The View, you can clearly see a second talk show on the Grassy Knoll. Read more

As many of you know, I have been searching for a media story to throw myself behind as a Truther. All the good Truther theories have already been taken (9/11 truthers, Obama birth, Stevie Wonder isn't really blind, Cats aren't really stealing dog beds, etc). It's been a long process, filled with extensive research and… Read more

Lainey at Lainey Gossip is SUPER EXCITED about going to see this movie and I think I'm now kind of moving over to the dark side. I might have to go check this beast of a movie out. Read more

I watched way, way to much CSI in my lifetime so basically every time I see someone like Amy in a movie or show I just think "OH BOY GRISSOM AND WILLOWS ARE GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY TEARING APART THAT BULLLSHIT." Read more

I AM A CHEESECAKE EXPERT. I have been certified by the Board of Cheesecake Authority in 49 states and I am also licensed by the International Cheesecake Association which is based in France. During my esteemed career, I have overseen at least three-dozen cheesecake-related disputes (including the infamous "That Time… Read more

CHEESECAKE IS A GODDAMN PIE. IT IS PIE. DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES. #TEAMPIE #BENGHAZI #CHEESECAKEISPIE Read more

Oh sorry! I thought it said FSU on your Tumblr profile...BLERGH! Correcting now! Read more

#TEAMPIE FOR LIFE Read more

Yes, hence why we are stealing this joke forever and ever. Read more

Stealing this joke forever and ever. Read more

I'm not sure what's better—that you left this stale joke on other Gawker Media articles about Poehler/Fey OR that you fucked up which fairy tale has the ugly sisters (it's Cinderella, not Snow White) OR that you fucked up that it's ugly *step* sisters and not just "sisters." Either way, this comment is made of… Read more

*into purse Read more

No, BlueJeans, don't be silly. That's merely a joke/typo/accidental Kinja glitch. Obviously. There's obviously nothing more to it than that. Obviously. Really, don't be ridiculous. There's nothing to look at here. Why don't you go over there and look at this cat video I found. Read more

We've already seen the best award show moment this year.