When I left for college, my mother got my pet rat a very expensive surgery for something cancer related (can't remember what it was off the top of my head now). I'm convinced it was because she could not bear the thought of losing me to college and my beloved pet rat to Asshole Cancer which also took my grandfather… Read more

OK MAKE YOU SURE YOU SCREAM A LITTLE LOUDER ABOUT THIS NEXT TIME SO THAT TARA REID CAN HEAR YOU HERSELF ALL THE WAY UNDER THE SEA IN HER MERMAID PALACE THANK YOU OMG Read more

Mermaid telekinesis. Read more

Always. He is always full of shit. Read more

That's the link I was looking for and I found that guy and Malcolm. Read more

Yes all performances at the Jezebel Tara Reid Actual Mermaid Theater are BYOB. Read more

Duh it's Tara Reid she probably has a selfie stick attached to her toe. THAT'S HOW MERMAIDS ROLL. Read more

Tara probably travels with a hammock. She probably has a few as back ups, too. Read more

I will be performing a live reading of this edition of Tara Reid Actual Mermaid Theater later on this evening in my living room. If you wish to attend, tickets are available at the box office for $9.99. Reserve online for a 15% discount or sign-up for our Special Tara Reid Mermaid Theater VIP Club for 20% off all… Read more

people do things in colder places. Read more

I am almost 100% sure Cassiebear made that gif about 2 years ago or so. Read more

See, that's the thing. "Huh, well I saw this as a teaching moment for my son but I didn't mean to promote this as acceptable behavior for a child to do to an animal. My apologies." Is it that hard to admit that maybe there's an aspect of your words or actions you haven't fully considered? Read more

You work in radio? We should hang out sometime. I worked in radio, too. On the digital/web side of things. Read more

Of course it's easy to go after them as extremists. They fully admit they are extremists. So, it's not hard to find examples of their extremism, you know? Read more

RIGHT???? OMG I cannot even get started on all that. Read more

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

I am actually a sentient gif of Tom Hiddleston. Read more

Oh my GOD here in my part of Texas there was some poor woman who worked a gas station and I guess she was just so ridiculously hot that literally every week 2-3 guys would post Missed Connections ads about her. Meanwhile, she's happily married with a kid, right? But she's CONSTANTLY bombarded with these emails from… Read more

I also wanted to mention Something's Gotta Give and how that movie was such a big deal because it blasted the whole problem with this double standard. Jack Nicholson hooking up with Amanda Peet was part of the "norm" in their world but the idea of Keanu Reeves lusting after Diane Keaton was so absurd that even her… Read more

Yes! That immediately came to mind. He was in that movie. Like, hello, Captain Oblivious To Gender Double Standards....anyone home? Read more