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Harron Walker
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Freelance journalist (GQ, W, Esquire, elsewhere), here on weekends

Harron, this is incredible. I was just telling someone about DZ back in the day. I'm not at all surprised they all got shut down, but for a fleeting, glorious moment in time, Discovery Zone was the happiest place in the world. Read more

That maze in the Chuck-E-Cheese. Or literally any McDonald’s ball pit. Read more

Yo, if all she wants to do is get a big-ass wedding, have babies and live a nice quiet life I will personally eat anyone who gets in the way of that.  Read more

I guess I’m dating that divorced dad from Long Island I went on one date with last October. Mike or possibly Matt... The love of my life... Call me back... Read more

Let’s clear the air right now. The girl I made out with one time at a party 50 years ago and I are absolutely NOT dating, ok? All the rumors and whatnot are just, like, crazy. No more questions!
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Looks like a good time had by all. It’s always great to see people celebrating life and living.
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I can’t get over Trixie and Katya saying NOTHING about the fact that the “works every time!” guy is Love Connie. WTF, queens?? Read more

I love Dolly. Of course, as a Tennessean I’m contracted to, but I really do love her a lot. But goddamn I wish that she would raise the pay of her current employees instead of building more. I skimmed the linked article but didn’t see anything about increasing the pay. Rural Tennessee might be cheaper than many other Read more

No, we must continue to declare our love and support to one of two factions of spoilt privileged people who expect taxpayers to support their rich arses! Read more

Caissie St. Onge thinks they are making a shot for shot remake of the Jenny from the Block music video for it’s 20th anniversary. Makes sense to me but we’ll see. Read more

I’m weirdly hoping this works out for them because the first time around it seemed like their relationship got destroyed by the media being racist jerks and hounding them mercilessly.  Read more