I wouldn’t cheat on my partner with this sinkhole but I get the appeal.  Read more

I’ll see your informed consent and raise you informed, enthusiastic, continuous consent. Read more

Olivia is right: will nobody think to ask the sinkhole whom they want to fuck? Read more

Not til after the 3rd date, and only with informed consent. Read more

I mean... how? Read more

I see you're adding a Purdue blog post to complement the Loeffler one, eh? Read more

Tried to think of an eloquent response to this news, but all I can come up with is: hahahahahahahahahaa. Read more

I was going to say “I hope she loses her sense of taste” then I realize she doesn’t have any. Read more

Just here to say that Barb Wire is such a crazy high-concept movie (shot-for-shot remake of Casablanca with Pam Anderson as Rick Blaine) that you gotta watch it. Read more

Kendall’s costume is pretty amazing. :)  Read more

This! The first time I saw him I genuinely thought for a moment that it was a comment on how mediocre white men can get anywhere as both Biden and Carrey have been so successfull without it being clear to me as to why. But, I mean, it’s SNL, so of course that’s not it.
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Good evening, everyone. I’m here tonight looking for advice. I’ll start with the text that my wife and I got from our daughter last Sunday. Fwiw, she’s in her first year of college and she’s about five hours away from us.

A-welp. A week after I lost one of my oldest friends to Covid, one of my aunts gets it. Read more

The movers came and took most of my stuff Thursday. It’s going into storage for a few weeks. I’ve been beating the hell out of myself and cleaning. (Wiping out on a wet floor, crushing my fingers, burning myself with hot soup, and I sat on the floor carefully peeling up double sided carpet tape for two hours today and… Read more

Please enjoy this fabulous takedown of Facebook in the New Yorker. Read more

Still recovering from this wretched spider bite on my ankle. Gratefully I’m back to walking daily again. It’s one of the few things I truly do for my self and I really was missing it. For my health in many ways. Anyways, what’s your Halloween plans ? We decided not to go to our usual Halloween Kids party. Instead…

This dirtbag has more Whos? than The Grinch. Read more

I never particularly wanted to be informed of or comment on anything CC does after that whole Fyre Fest with Flower Crowns fiasco, but here goes: how fucking tacky of her. Reducing somebody to their pronouns just to say, “Look at me followers, I’m dating someone nonbinary!” I hope they’re fucking offended by that,… Read more