Thank you for being mad at the least troubling thing in this blog. Read more

I was disappointed with it! I thought it was going to be heady or intellectually provocative or something, given the hype, but it was just Saw with A24 aesthetics that barely managed to say that “heterosexuality is sometimes bad perhaps.” Read more

Merge Quillette’s masthead with the WWE, agreed. Read more

Fair! I was trying to avoid saying some variation of “pregnant” again and chose a sloppy synonym that actually doesn’t mean that 1:1. For the record, I absolutely do not think that a fetus = a child. Read more

I mean, after all of the dozens of countries the U.S. has interfered with over the past 100 years, I can’t say we don’t deserve it. Read more

Duly noted on Elijah Daniel! Read more

honestly, this ongoing news cycle has been such a blessing. Read more

If I were a multi-millionaire, I would simply quietly enjoy my millions! Read more

Projection, party of one! Read more

Thank you! Hi! I’m really happy to be back. I’ll be here during the weekend for the foreseeable future. Read more

Please. I’m a mother, I guess. Read more