Nor is it Reagan meeting a young George W.

Or, kids are weird and do weird shit like flop around on a sofa while their parents are busy talking, and the parents don't see it before the photographer does because they're busy talking to the president. Read more

Heyyyyyyy! I know what we can get Miley for her next birthday, you guys! (don't eat anything at her party though omg Becca put that quiche down seriously just put it down I'll explain it to you later okay)

What a shallow, cynical, and opportunistic thing to do. Read more

I wash my naughty bits with "Snow Fairy" body wash from Lush. Makes me smell like candy. Not sure what it tastes like since I don't possess the right level of flexibility but I'll assume it TASTES like candy as well. Read more

While I'm a big proponent of rim jobs anyway, I would be so about it if buttholes tasted like salted caramel. If you're going fruity, watermelon is the only acceptable melon. The others are just bullshit flavored. Read more

Well this one can build bombs and guns from all the junk just sitting around your space ship. So I think you're on to something Mark.

"While admittedly one of The Grinch's crazier plans, even he was surprised that his Pumpkin Spice Condom hoax worked"

OK guys, help me out. My mother is hosting the wedding; ideally, she would like us to put "'Mrs. McCoy's Dad's Name' invites you" on the invite. As feminists, we refuse to use that construction and will only use her own first and middle name. However, that's the only way my late father's name would get on the… Read more

Frequent reader, first time commenter. Fat guy. Read more

RIP.

Remember that lady who had a sex toy stuck in her uterus for A DECADE? A decade? Come on. This is seriously gross, but if you can keep a sex machine in your lady parts, then a dirty diva cup should hold for a bit. To be clear, I'm not endorsing it, I'm just saying.

Then again, if it were me, the romantic sexy times… Read more

This headline? I'm going back to my campaign to find Mark's address and leave a few special gifts on his doorstep.

Hmmm... confession time? I once left my Mooncup in for a week on accident. It was the end of my period, and I had completely forgotten it was there. When I finally remembered and took it out, the stench was horrific. Completely vomit-worthy. I seriously feared that I was going to get some sort of horrific infection… Read more

WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS?! HEMOPHOBES, RUN!

I think reddit attracts a lot of medical workers/students because you see a lot of people speculating about pictures of medical conditions posted on /r/WTF and urging the poster to see a doctor. Read more

I Use a Diva Cup and I call I call bullshit. In fact I call guy pretending to be a girl bullshit because thats not how vaginas or Diva cups work. ( I say TMI warning but it seems redundant after the story) Read more

"Oh. That is worse."

Mark, I hate you. Also I love you. But I hate you. Read more

commenting first to give you a million points for the image. Read more