FYI I’m currently drinking a fine cup of Folgers crystals. Read more

Lots and lots of caffeinated crotches. Read more

Hey, this is better than the other options. Too many sexy nun costumes. Read more

Who knows if the child can really fathom what that means. He probably just remembers shitting his brains out and screaming in pain at the age of three. Dude’s a personal villain to him. Read more

Also a perfect Lifetime Original Movie title for this story! Read more

I wondered about that too. Apparently he was moving and wanted to get rid of stuff. @_@ Read more

I’m enjoying them! I should have left the error AS IS Read more

I automatically type 1995 everywhere because that was the year Clueless came out. Read more

omg I had a feeling I would do that then I did Read more

Yes. I love a cucumber sandwich and a slice of fig jam on Dubliner cheese with my tea. Read more

I hate this news and I refuse to believe it Read more

Updated! Thanks. Read more

Agreed! That’s why I remember it so clearly today. I felt like a millionaire. THANK U GRAMPAPA Read more

It was the only time I ever got that much. Usually like a buck. Prob cause it was from my grandpa. It was extra magical when I found it underneath the magic 8 ball! Read more

Fixed, thanks. Read more

I wonder who she’s fighting!!! Read more

I wish I was! I’m just too scared. Read more

Nah, this is me asking myself if I should stop using Tampax but too scared of la diva cup. Do I go back to seventh grade giant maxipads? These are all my current queries. Read more

He was amazing as himself on the Bitch in Apt 23! Read more

I did the fermented shark, the puffin and loved me some of those pylsur. Could not fux wit that sheep face, though. Read more