Who cares, though! Everybody dies! Read more
I really loved Shape of Water, but Get Out was by and large the best film of the year, if not the past several years. Read more
Honestly, both Catherine Keener and Allison Williams should have been nominated for Get Out. (The clip reminded me) Read more
Another great winner Read more
Annie Clark/St. Vincent spotted in Sufjan’s band Read more
JULIANNE!!!! Read more
AUNT JACKIE WAS ROBBED Read more
Also Lupita looks insanely good in that gold. Read more
I knew there was going to be a name pronunciation joke when Kumail and Lupita stepped up, but I’m glad they were the ones who made it and not someone else. Read more
Dunkirk wins best sound design, all because of Harry Style’s dulcet tones. (He played the ticking clock.) Read more
So sad that Ellie couldn’t liveblog, but excited that she’s at the Oscars supporting her serious boyfriend Ansel Elgort! Read more
Gerwig and Dern: My couple of the night Read more
It would have been somewhat embarrassing if Phantom Thread DIDN’T win for Best Costume Design. Read more
A shame that Gal and Armie are both so hideous. Read more
Sam Rockwell wins for 3 Billboards, i.e. the race movie of the year that makes white people feel good about themselves. Read more
Helen Mirren is a good sport Read more
Let’s be clear: Willem Defoe should win (but likely won’t) Read more
GIVE IT TO THE FISHMAN’S DICK Read more